Kaden: (Playing with a small red lazer light, shining on the seat of the car) Mama, what planet does this make?

Mama:  Well, it is small so maybe Pluto, but it is small and red so maybe Mars.   (Feeling like the wise mother who still knows everything to a four year old).

Kaden:  Mama, (rather matter of factly), um it cannot possibly be Pluto because Pluto is blue and it is not even a planet! 

Mama: (Holding her head down in shame) Oh.  :{